6 Bedroom Blunders You Must Avoid During S*x (Must Read)

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Some people just don't know what to say or do when in the bedroom and in the heat of passion. When you say the wrong thing, it could kill the moment and even make your partner lose interest. Stay away from these bedroom blunders.

 

It’s highly likely that at some point you’ve erred in bed. Maybe you smoothed over whatever misstep you made with your quick wit and sly smile, or you crashed and burned without a return call the next day. Well, David Strovny has written the best tips to overcome these blunders. You must read and understand it all.

 

1. Clumsiness

You don’t have to be a Casanova — smooth, suave and completely at ease — in order to be a good lover. But a few elbows in the head, maybe pinning her hair to the bed, and knocking foreheads or teeth can indeed put your more pleasurable antics on hold. But just like a singer on stage or an actor in a play, when you stumble and make a slip, you have to keep going without hesitation and delay. Push through little mistakes. If you don’t dwell on the negative, she won’t either. If you fuss about your accidental bumps, she’ll definitely be put off. Keep the mood unbroken and your bruises and scrapes the proud war wounds of incredibly hot s*x. 

 

2. Bodily functions

It’s happened. After a meal, some drinks, carbonation… and voila! Some excess air starts building in pressure and it has two options: going up or down. Burping near her, in her mouth while kissing is something to avoid, and so is letting go of some noisome stomach pressure down below. Still, when it’s an accident, all you can do is laugh about it. Women will appreciate your joking nature. Funny noises during s*x are common. When you think about it, most sounds we make are grotesque, but everyone makes them, so they're forgivable. Even little miss hottie underneath you writhing away makes noises that are less-than-pleasant sometimes. So, crack a joke — and maybe a window — and go back to giving her a great time. 

 

3. Inappropriate comments

You can tell that you’ve made a mistake when that cricket screeching in the background is the only noise that’s heard after you tell her something you think is particularly sexy. When she doesn’t know how to respond to your dirty talk or when she takes offense to what you say, do not respond aggressively or reciprocally. Don’t get upset. Continue to soothe and state that you are just talking dirty for fun. However, it is best to switch your use of profanity to descriptions of how she’s making you feel, what she feels like to you, etc. You can still use imagery artistically to create that erotic environment where she feels a little wild and free to talk back. 

 

4. Crossing her boundaries

If you cross a line, such as trying anal without asking and waiting for her consent, be prepared for her refusal and maybe her hasty exit. Trust is the biggest issue. She is vulnerable during s*x and trusts you to value her boundaries. If you find that you have made some blatant transgression, don’t make a huge deal out of it or move your hands or position to a completely new spot. Just stop the offending action in a smooth transition to another more pleasurable activity for her. 

 

5. Finishing too soon

If it’s been a while, don’t let her know. She’ll know enough when you secretly make her “one-minute man” list. Though it would be perfect s*x to make her experience shattering multiple orgasms that have her screaming in pleasure, it may have felt too damn good for you to hold back. Coming quickly isn’t something you want to do all the time, but when you do, don’t apologize. Instead, play on her vanity as an exceptionally sexy woman — one that made you lose all control. Say something like, "Wow, you are too hot, I just couldn't hold it in any longer." This way, she’ll take your premature ejaculation as a compliment whereas, if you apologize, she’ll see it as a flaw. To make up for your quickie performance, give her the best oral of her life until you regain your upright stature. 

 

6. Taking too long

Here’s the opposite of the above problem. Some men, like some women, take a little too long to orgasm. Women may feel numb — and even sore — after a while of continual pounding, and men may feel like a robot. A great solution would be to discontinue the action under an acceptable guise such as a bathroom break. When you return, it will be easier for both parties to move on from there. If she feels guilty about you not getting yours, let her know she can get you back at any opportunity. 

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