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Finally! A man has found a whole new way to objectify women’s va.ginas for male enjoyment.
In attempts to create “super realistic va.gina sleeves” that simulate se.x for men, Brian Sloan is holding the first ever va.ginal beauty pageant to better determine what men would prefer to use when they f*ck silicone.
As if the audience couldn’t figure out what va.ginas look like on its own, Sloan, unnecessarily, uses deli meats to show potential va.gina shapes. So, don’t watch this if you plan on eating lunch today.
Once he finds the most desirable va.gina, he plans to name the sleeve something like “RoboTwat” or “TwatBot.”
Personally, I think the latter is better marketing, but that’s just my opinion.
If you enter a picture of your va.gina, you can potentially win $5,000 and a trip to Los Angeles where you will have it 3D scanned. Every woman’s dream, right?
At the end of the video, he asks,
What are you waiting for?
My response? I guess I’m waiting for my self-esteem to reach absolute rock bottom.
If you’re already there, you can watch this video and get the full details on how to determine if you have a prize-winning va.gina.
Or, you can watch and weep for humanity.
UPDATE: Since starting the contest in June, over 150 women havesubmitted their va.ginas to Sloan.
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