Remember
when the strange people over at This Morning performed a live
vasectomy on a willing volunteer back in November? Well this next story
is a bit like that but way more cringey…
Today a
74-year-old woman – looking to ‘tidy up’ her pubic area for the sake of
her 30-year-old boyfriend – was subjected to a live ‘vagacial’ on
national television – that’s a vagina facial for those not in the know.
Dear
ol’ Abigail had not had sex for 20 years before she met her much
younger beau, who she says ‘awoke a long-forgotten art within me’. Keen
to spruce things up a bit down there she went is search of an alternative quick fix after doctors turned her away.
Introducing Lisa Palmer…
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Lisa Palmer experimented on herself before going public with the vagacial (Picture: ITV)
Dating
and relationship coach Lisa (who is not medically trained) invented the
vagacial to help out women over 40 wanting to give their vaginas a bit
of a lift.
’80 per cent of my clients have got dry, sagging
vaginas’ the 41-year-old told poor This Morning hosts Phillip Schofield
and Christine Bleakley.
Lisa explained how she experimented
with various ingredients (including onions) before deciding that a
teaspoon of Vitamin E mixed with coconut oil ‘because it kills bacteria
and moisturises the skin’, a teaspoon of honey ‘because it’s got loads
of anti-oxidants’, and a single egg white to ‘tone the skin’ produced
the best results.
And here’s Lisa in action (Picture: ITV)We <em>think</em> Abigail may have enjoyed her vagacial (Picture: ITV)Phillip didn’t know where to look (Picture: ITV)
She
then explained that women thinking about trying this at home should
steam – yes STEAM – their nether regions for 15 minutes in order to
‘simulate the blood cells’ before applying her home recipe. The lotion
should be left on for 10-15 minutes and women can expect to see results
in three to six months, apparently.
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